Welcome to the Shit Show. Please take a pen.

Some days you're thriving. Other days you're just trying not to tell everyone to fuck off before lunch.

Meet our “Welcome to the Shit Show” pen set!

Five gloriously inappropriate pens for navigating life's daily chaos, questionable decisions, and spectacular WTF moments.

A little bright colour, a little floral fabulousness, and a whole lot of attitude.

Perfect for the office bestie, the chronically overwhelmed, or that one coworker who's keeping it together with caffeine and sarcasm.

Because sometimes “Not Thriving. Just Surviving” is a perfectly acceptable life motto.

Which phrase describes your day today? 

Which pen are you reaching for first?