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I Fired Myself from Cleaning – Funny Housework Tea Towel

CA$24.00

Housekeeping just wasn't working out. Apparently, the attitude was terrible and drinking on the job was frowned upon.

With its bold floral pattern and hilariously relatable saying, this cheeky tea towel is for anyone who's decided that a glass of wine sounds considerably better than another round of cleaning.

Perfect for reluctant housekeepers, wine lovers, and anyone whose relationship with housework is complicated.

A clean house is nice. A good laugh is better.

Product Details

• Size: 27" x 27" approx.

Care Instructions: Machine wash

Color: White

Season: Year-Round

Tone: Funny

Fabric: 100% Cotton

Product Language: English


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