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Giveashitometer – Funny Sarcastic Tea Towel

CA$24.00

Let me check my giveashitometer. Nope. Nothing.

Some days, you simply have zero shits left to give—and that's perfectly fine.

Featuring a cheerful lemon print and a wonderfully sarcastic sentiment, this tea towel brings a little sunshine and a whole lot of attitude to your kitchen.

A hilarious gift for sarcastic friends, overworked humans, and anyone who's officially run out of patience.

Fresh lemons. Zero fucks.

Product Details

• Size: 27" x 27" approx.

Care Instructions: Machine wash

Color: White

Season: Year-Round

Tone: Funny

Fabric: 100% Cotton

Product Language: English


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