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Excuse the Mess, I'm a Shitty Housewife | Funny Floral Tea Towel
CA$24.00
A spotless kitchen? Not a fucking chance.
Who has time for perfect housekeeping anyway? This hilarious tea towel combines a colourful garden of wildflowers with a wonderfully honest confession about domestic life.
Perfect for anyone who would rather enjoy life than worry about a few dirty dishes. Makes a funny housewarming gift, birthday present, or cheeky addition to your own kitchen.
Because life's too short to pretend you have your shit together.
Product Details
• Size: 27" x 27" approx.
Care Instructions: Machine wash
Color: White
Season: Year-Round
Tone: Funny
Fabric: 100% Cotton
Product Language: English
Made with love. Delivered with attitude.
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