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Excuse the Mess, I'm a Shitty Housewife | Funny Floral Tea Towel

CA$24.00

A spotless kitchen? Not a fucking chance.

Who has time for perfect housekeeping anyway? This hilarious tea towel combines a colourful garden of wildflowers with a wonderfully honest confession about domestic life.

Perfect for anyone who would rather enjoy life than worry about a few dirty dishes. Makes a funny housewarming gift, birthday present, or cheeky addition to your own kitchen.

Because life's too short to pretend you have your shit together.

Product Details

• Size: 27" x 27" approx.

Care Instructions: Machine wash

Color: White

Season: Year-Round

Tone: Funny

Fabric: 100% Cotton

Product Language: English