Pretty paper. Questionable language.

Cheeky greeting cards, sassy stationery with big personalities. Pretty designs, sharp humour, and just the right amount of attitude.

Dying Young Is Off the List | Funny Sarcastic Birthday Card

Humorous pun greeting card with envelope

CA$8.00

Well, look on the bright side. You can officially cross "dying young" off your list of things to worry about!

Featuring colourful birthday candles with pretty gold accents, this hilariously sarcastic birthday card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little dark humour about getting older.

A funny birthday greeting for your best friend, sibling, partner or anyone who can laugh about another trip around the sun.

- Size: 4.25" x 5.5" – fits standard envelopes
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Professionally printed and scored for a polished finish
- Includes white envelope for easy gifting

Designed and made in Canada.

Pretty cards. Questionable language. Excellent intentions.

For birthdays, big feelings and all the beautifully inappropriate moments in between. Our greeting cards mix playful illustrations, cheeky humour and just enough profanity to make Grandma blush. Because life's too short for boring cards.